my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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