your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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