the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I pour the whiskey from now on
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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