he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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