I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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