party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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