Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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