This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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