doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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