His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Do vagina's smell?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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