For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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