Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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