This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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