went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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