Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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