Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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