Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
do herpes really smell.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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