Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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