I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Did I show you my penis last night?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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