420 ftw
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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