you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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