i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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