mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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