she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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