this beer tastes like vomit already
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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