Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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