And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Randomize
