and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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