Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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