Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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