you guys were way drunker than both of me
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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