connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
my being single is dangerous.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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