Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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