sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Randomize
