i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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