bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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