operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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