Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
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