Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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