arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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