When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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