Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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