yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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