He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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