why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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