I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Did I show you my penis last night?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
