Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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