He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
worst night to have a conscience
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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