There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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