I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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