sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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