you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
