yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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