But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Im at strip club and am horny
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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